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#1
What did Tutankhamun get for his birthday?

A gift from his 'mummy'!! 

I know - genius.  Big Grin
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#2
From a last Xmas cracker you've came across?...0
"there is not a lot of difference between doing well and doing bad" (M Jol, 29-Nov-2013)
"sometimes great trees grow from small seeds" (Kit Symons 18 April 2015)
“Claudio is risk-free and ready-made for the Premier League.” (S Khan 14 Nov 2018)
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#3
(10-10-2019, 12:38 PM)Whiteforester Wrote: From a last Xmas cracker you've came across?...0

No, I created it; I hopes you feel so bad now!!  Big Grin
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#4
How do you solve a crossword,

by placating it.
http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/

Gods and miracles only occur in fiction. 
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#5
(10-10-2019, 02:34 PM)Mr B P Wrote: How do you solve a crossword,

by placating it.

Sorting answers to the clues, vertically and horizontally!!  Big Grin
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#6
Are minus points an option? Big Grin
I want to moonwalk son, but life’s a shithouse.
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#7
(11-10-2019, 02:05 PM)Northern FFC Wrote: Are minus points an option? Big Grin

That is so, so bad, but yes at this point, minus points will count in my favour, so a -10 would do nicely!!  Big Grin
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#8
Notice seen in a pub

"Brexit beer deal: tell the staff what you want and they will serve you something else."
http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/

Gods and miracles only occur in fiction. 
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#9
I thought you were going to say the English football team !
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change.
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#10
https://youtu.be/c2gw-asbBIM

Rapid fire one liners.
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